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This is sad.

If you rate this as useless you are a buttface and are gay. So go ahead... try me...

Let me tell you...

The game wasn't very exciting, and the preloader was better than the game.

I love it.

You should no doubt (if not already) become a proffesional graphic designer. This is a perfect example of what Newgrounds is about. Showing the world what you can do, but you my friend take it to a whole nother level. You use YOUR creation to help people with THEIR creations. Hell, who am I kidding? This doesn't deserve a 10...

it deserves a 20.

smokinjoeevil responds:

Well thanks a lot. While not a graphic designer in trade, I love to dabble.

And, obviously, I made this thing for Newgrounds. It really only applies here, and has meaning to this community only for the most part. Which is one of the reasons I purposefully didn't have any sort of advertisement or anything preceding the Flash. I didn't want anything to detract from this seeming just a part of Newgrounds itself. I find the compensation for this comes far more in the way of the positive feedback and showcasing I was able to do, and was able to let others do as a result.

This is disappointing.

The only reason I'm even giving this a star is because you made a game. For one, there was no challenge until the boss. It's just move, shoot, pick up gold, move, shoot, pick up gold. Graphics suck. Nick Jr. has better games than this. Oh! Don't get me started on the goblin boss. How the hell are you supposed to dodge those axes? No originality. Those pig things(no offense to any Lord of the Rings fans out there, I don't know what they are) look alot like Gammorean guards. Excuse me. Gammorean guards with the response level of an ice cube. I thought to my self; Ooooooh! An FPS! Not many of these on Newgrounds! Turns out it was just a POS. Piece of shit. I wouldn't wish this game on Charles Manson. If J.R.R. Tolkien was alive right now, and played this "excuse" for a game, he would have already grabbed Sting, slit his wrist, and be convulsing as we speak. I think I'm going to go play Minesweeper now. It's like Call of Duty compared to this thing.

Wow.

Lola was a bitch, calling people pigs like that.

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